Joe Biden must be on the good stuff because it takes a lot to animate…
Joe Biden must be on the good stuff because it takes a lot to animate a corpse (a lightning storm, in the case of Dr. Frankenstein’s monster). Whether Sleepy Joe’s secret sauce is uncut Columbian blow or laboratory-engineered amphetamines, Joe Biden may be powered by something other than coffee. President Trump said as much when he asked this week if Joe Biden is on drugs during a taped interview with Fox News Channel host Judge Jeanine Pirro.
President Trump said there’s “possibly drugs involved, that’s what I hear…I don’t know how you can go from being so bad when you can’t even get out a sentence.”
President Trump added, “How is it possible that he can even go forward?”
It wouldn’t be a shocker: when Joe Biden isn’t falling asleep on camera, he is babbling incoherently and sniffing small children (maybe he thinks he’s a dog or maybe he’s just a pedophile. Either way, it’s not good).
Because of Sleepy Joe Biden’s inability to any longer manage the English language on his own, it is also now widely speculated – and not without good reason – that Biden reads prepared marks from a teleprompter during all of his remote interviews. That means three things: one, Biden is fading and can’t answer questions on his own; two, Biden’s staff knows he’s mentally gone and is terrified that the American people will find out; three, Biden’s so-called “interviews” with members of the media are 100% staged with the questions provided in advance so that Biden’s staff can type out Sleepy Joe’s answers for him (a la Donna Brazile, former DNC chair and now Fox News Channel contributor – bad move Fox! – who did the same for Hilary Clinton when she was debating Bernout Sanders, providing the CNN debate questions ahead of time and rigging the debate).
Fox News Channel’s Brett Baier asked Biden’s National Press Secretary a simple yes or no question to confirm this suspicion – has Joe Biden ever used a teleprompter during a TV interview? The press secretary, TJ Ducklo, ducked the question and instead had a trademark snowflake meltdown.
Joe Biden is possibly the worst candidate in the history of the U.S. presidency. He is senile and rapidly fading. He never seems to know where he is. He probably gets lost in his own basement. It is tragic and sad that the Democrats are parading in front of the American people this puppet and shell of a man and with 47 years of failed policies under his belt.
President Trump gave the media an offer that he and Biden undergo testing for performance drugs and make the results public. We all know that President Trump famously doesn’t drink or do drugs and he has nothing to hide. On the other hand, Biden declined the test because he is likely goosed to the gills with a pharmaceutical cocktail that could raise George Washington from the dead.
Of course, the media hasn’t taken up the offer because they’re protecting Sleepy Joe even more than Biden’s desperate campaign handlers.
If Joe Biden is on drugs what happens when the drugs inevitably wear off or the drugs wear off and no longer have effect? We all know that Zombie Joe is a trojan horse for the Radical Left but it could be even more serious if the only thing holding Joe’s mind together is an hourly injection of designer speed made in an underground German lab.
Whether or not Joe Biden is on drugs the fact that we’re even having this conversation is troubling about Joe Biden. It is indicative of how brittle and frail he is. Joe Biden is not a picture of health.
Sleepy Joe has previously stated on the record that he is only interested in serving one term. This makes him effectively a chauffeur for the Socialist Movement who once in the car will seize the wheel and dump Biden in the woods. It’s likely he won’t even get through one full four-year term without puttering out. Regardless, it’s not like Sleepy Joe will be in charge and calling the shots.
A vote for Joe Biden will only put the Socialist Radial Left in charge.