British Taxpayers to Finance Bill Gates’ Weather-Tampering Experiments to Fight Global Warming

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People who believe in global warming are a doomsday cult. Never mind the fact that a 10-year-old with a glass of ice water and 20 minutes of free time could debunk their central “theory.” They are science-denying freaks. Every “solution” they propose pushes us a step closer to global communism and the starvation deaths of hundreds of millions of people. No one has drunk the global warming Kool-Aid more deeply than the European Union. British taxpayers will soon be on the hook to pay for Bill Gates’s psychotic weather-tampering experiments.

Bill Gates wants to block out the life-giving rays of the sun to “save the planet” from global warming. Talk about a megalomaniac. Could the people of Earth possibly get a vote on this before an arrogant buddy of the late Jeffrey Epstein blocks the sun that allows us to grow food which makes life possible?

Gates wants to pump chemicals into the atmosphere to block out the sun, thus negating the fake and anti-science theory of global warming. Didn’t environmentalists call that “pollution” in years past?

It’s been a few months so a lot of people have forgotten about what happened last spring. In the United States, we had a record cold spring and a shortened growing season. In April, it snowed twice in the Mojave Desert in Southern California for the first time in history. People in northern states watched helplessly as the starter plants in their gardens died because it was so cold and spring arrived so late in the year.

Do you know what caused that? Bill Gates was spraying urine into the atmosphere. You can’t make this stuff up!

The experiment was conducted from the deck of a defunct aircraft carrier off the coast near San Francisco. Gates had told the City of San Francisco that a team of scientists would be launching “chemicals” into the atmosphere to block out the sun and see whether they could mitigate the effects of global warming.

When the public discovered that Bill Gates was spraying HOBO PISS on everyone in America, the city quickly shut the experiment down. The damage was done, however. The result was one of the coldest springs that we’ve had in the United States in decades.

This all started with experiments that Gates was funding at Harvard University. He paid for a team of scientists to use high-altitude weather balloons that sprayed salt aerosols into the atmosphere. “Salt aerosols” is a cute way of saying “pee.” That got shut down because of public pushback as well.

Following his back-to-back failures to keep spraying everyone with urine at Harvard and San Francisco, Gates has now turned his attention to the Brits. He’s not even spending his own money this time! He’s convinced the British government to pony up the equivalent of $72 million USD so that he can spray them all with urine. “Operation R. Kelly” is a go!

There’s no question that splattering pee into the sky works to block the sun, at least until all the pee settles on the ground again. The question no one is asking is whether we should allow Bill Gates to do this in the first place.

Tampering with the growing season for crops has the potential to be catastrophic. What if entire countries experience crop failure just because Bill Gates has a weird fear of sunshine? The result should be obvious. Millions will starve to death. Unfortunately for the rest of us who don’t get a say in whether Bill Gates sprays us all with pee, globalists view this as a positive outcome.