Jimmy Kimmel couldn’t help himself.

On Christmas Day — while most Americans were with family — he delivered a four-minute rant to Britain’s Channel 4, bashing America and calling President Trump “King Donny VIII.”

“From a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year. Tyranny is booming over here.”

He begged British viewers to give America three years to “make things right.”

The delicious irony? He chose to complain about free speech… to a country that literally jails people for social media posts.

He Went to Britain Because Nobody Here Cares What He Says

Let’s be honest about why Kimmel took his message overseas.

His ratings are in the tank. His audience has shrunk. His suspension earlier this year proved he’s expendable.

Americans stopped listening. So he found an audience that doesn’t know any better.

Channel 4 airs an annual “Alternative Christmas Message” as a counterpart to the monarch’s address. They give it to celebrities and public figures who want to seem edgy.

Kimmel fit right in — an irrelevant entertainer desperate for attention.

He Called Trump “King Donny VIII” and Warned of “Executions”

Kimmel’s rhetoric was characteristically unhinged:

“Now we’ve got King Donny VIII calling for executions. It happens fast.”

Executions. He said executions.

Trump hasn’t called for executing anyone. But Kimmel doesn’t need facts. He needs outrage.

He compared America to Russia and North Korea. He claimed the government is “silencing its critics.”

Meanwhile, he delivered this message… on television… to millions of people… without any government interference.

Some silencing.

The UK Actually Arrests People for Speech — America Doesn’t

Here’s where Kimmel’s performance becomes genuinely absurd.

He complained about American “fascism” to British viewers.

The same Britain where people have been arrested for social media posts deemed “offensive.”

The same Britain where the government monitors online speech and prosecutes citizens for wrong opinions.

The same Britain that has no First Amendment, no constitutional protection for free expression.

Kimmel can say whatever he wants about Trump. He can call him a fascist, a tyrant, a king. He can do it on network television, on social media, in interviews with foreign outlets.

No one arrests him. No one prosecutes him. No one even fines him.

That’s because America has free speech. Britain doesn’t.

He’s Still Blaming Trump for His Suspension

Kimmel was suspended by ABC earlier this year following comments in the wake of the attempted assassination of Charlie Kirk.

He blames Trump. He claims “authoritarian pressure” forced the decision.

There’s zero evidence Trump was personally involved. ABC made a business decision. Networks do that.

But Kimmel can’t accept that his behavior had consequences. It must be tyranny. It must be fascism. It must be the government silencing critics.

The victim complex is pathological.

“Give Us Three Years to Make Things Right”

Kimmel actually groveled to British viewers:

Give America three years. We’ll fix this.

Translation: Give Democrats three years to win another election.

It’s not a plea for national unity. It’s a partisan request dressed up as patriotism.

Kimmel isn’t worried about America. He’s worried about his side losing power. He’s worried about a president who calls out his unfunny propaganda.

Celebrities-Turned-Political-Activists Are “Deeply Ignorant and Ungrateful”

The article nails the core problem:

“They are deeply ignorant and ungrateful, and their message is so obnoxious that they have to take it abroad because it sounds too absurd for all of us here.”

Kimmel enjoys every protection the First Amendment provides. He makes millions criticizing the president. He faces zero legal consequences for his speech.

And he goes to Britain — a country without those protections — to complain about American tyranny.

The ingratitude is staggering.

There Was a Time When Kimmel Was Funny

Remember “The Man Show”? Remember when Kimmel did comedy instead of political lectures?

That time is long gone.

Kimmel became a full-time anti-Trump activist. Every monologue is the same. Every joke is the same. Every segment is the same.

The audience noticed. The ratings collapsed. The suspension happened.

Now he’s reduced to begging foreign audiences to pay attention.

The First Amendment Is “A Historical Anomaly”

The article makes an important point:

“It is such a rare right, a historical anomaly, that we have laws that protect freedom of speech.”

Most countries don’t have what America has. Most nations can and do punish speech the government dislikes.

America is exceptional. The First Amendment is exceptional.

Kimmel could have celebrated that. He could have acknowledged that his ability to trash the president proves America isn’t fascist.

Instead, he bashed America to a country that would jail him for the wrong tweet.

“King Donny VIII” — The Rhetoric Is Unserious

Calling Trump a king. Warning about executions. Comparing America to North Korea.

This isn’t political commentary. It’s therapy.

Kimmel is working through his feelings about losing. He’s processing his declining relevance. He’s externalizing his professional failures.

And he’s doing it on Christmas Day, to a foreign audience, because Americans have stopped caring.

Nobody Here Cares Anymore

That’s the bottom line.

Kimmel used to command millions of viewers. Now he’s begging Brits for sympathy.

He used to be a late-night king. Now he’s a cautionary tale about what happens when entertainers become propagandists.

He used to be funny. Now he’s just sad.

“Tyranny is booming over here.”

No, Jimmy. Your career is collapsing. America is fine.

Merry Christmas.